Hap-hap-happy Friday! Wow, I haven’t done a list of 5 awesomes in like, a year. Well, today’s list of 5 awesomes is inspired by my belly, which is not only the bane of my existence, but also the driving force for most of my decisions in life…
Hubby: Wanna meet me for drinks after work? Me: Sure, as long as there’s gonna be food there.
Hubby: Wanna work on home improvement projects with me today? Me: Sure, as long as there’s gonna be food there.
Hubby: Wanna get a lil’ frisky in the kitchen? Me: Sure, as long as there’s gonna be food there.
Poor guy. My belly doesn’t discriminate. I mean, it’s not like it only gets excited when I’m at a breakfast, lunch or dinner table. Pretty much every situation you could imagine in life, fuels the “bells”. Which, is precisely why I’m on a stupid diet for the rest of my life and is precisely why today’s list of awesomes is “naughty food candy” for my deprived innards…the kind that I could only eat if I had pica…which, I sorta wish I had right now given the below…ugh.
Breakfast is Served Candle from God Blessed Shop on Etsy for $27 bucks
Um..yes. I’ll have the waffle, smothered in blueberries, syrup and butter, with a side of eggs and an extra order of bacon. Hashbrowns on the side. Don’t screw it up.
Find it: here
Mac and Cheese Noodles with Ramekin – Unscented Candle from KOKOCandles (handmade candles for the non-boring) for $28 bucks
I’m pretty sure I just licked my computer monitor. Yup, I did.
Find it: here
Stop. Just stop looking so much like a real cupcake. I think I might be having heart palpitations. Remember this scene from Dirty Dancing (at minute 208) ga-gung…ga-gung…ga-gung.. Yeah, my heart is beating just like that. And, I also have spaghetti arms.
Find it: here
Scented Wine & Champagne Glass Scented Candles from Vat 19 for $20 bucks
I’m pretty sure these candles are saying “I’m here to party”. And, that’s awesome because they are candles and candles don’t usually talk or party as far as I know.
Find em: here
Tootaloo! Enjoy the long weekend. Hopefully, it’s Wax-tastic. Ha ha. I kill myself.
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