IT’S TIME FOR A LIST OF BUZZWORTHY STUFF!
Sooooo, it is virtually crazy that I am even posting right now since electronics have elected to rally against me. I’m talkin Facebook page goin down, blog software formatting issues, multiple “blue screen of death” sightings and overall laptoppity drama.
I mean, my laptop is running slower than a herd of turtles running through peanut butter. And, I didn’t sit here thinking about a creative way to say “my computer is slow” with the whole turtles/peanut butter statement. It is LITERALLY slower than a herd of cute lil’ tortys running as fast as they can through delicious peanut butter (mmmmm peanut butter). True story.
In addition to dealing with tech issues, I recently found a dead bumble-bee on the cushion of my couch. Um, who finds a dead bumble bee on their couch? Anyway, it got me thinkin’.
Freaking bumble bees - they are so damn cute with their fuzzy black and yellow stripes just begging to be petted. Too bad they sting your face off if you try to give em’ any lovin. And that, of course, makes you wanna murder them. But guess what? You can’t. Why? Because the little jerks just made you an entire bucket of deliciously sweet honey.
And, that my friends is precisely what has inspired today’s 5-list Happy Summer!:
SOMETHIN’ TO WET YOUR WHISTLE: Firstly, Moxie & Oliver is dope. This online shop has TONS of super cool stuff that I want to buy in mass quantity. Check their stuff out here, like yesterday. And, while you’re at it, take a sneaky-peak at this so-cute stainless Hive Flask for $55 bucks (find it: here). Time to get wasted!
On honey, obviously.
SPEAKING OF HONEY: Um…I didn’t know this but apparently, there are some pretty busy urban bees in Chicago makin’ a whole lotta honey! The beeline brand of products are not only good for your belly (and your skin), but are also a “Sweet Investment“ as each purchase helps out peeps that are struggling to find a J-O-B. Awesome.Check out this beeline 12 oz Chicagoland raw urban honey for $14 bucks (find it: here). Mmmmm….sticky.
SOMETHIN’ FOR YOUR STICKY LIL’ FINGERS:
I’m sorry. Do you see how stinkin’ cute these bar towels are? I’m in love with this set of Honey bee MultiPurpose Flour Sack Bar Towels for $13 bucks (find em: here) and do believe I would stick my entire head in a beehive just to call them mine 
Thanks to ZenThreads on Etsy for hand painting these guys.
I heart you.
SOMETHIN’ SWEET TO SIP ON: Honeydrop is a low-cal, healthy line of teas and juices, each bottle holding a spoonful of honey sourced from bees nationwide. Buy a Bottle, Save a Bee – a percentage of the proceeds from every bottle go to carefully selected beekeepers who build new hives and educate their communities! Find em’ here. Personally, I think the Lemon Ginger flavor sounds divine. And also, P.S. I totally wanna get my hands on one of those beekeeper hats too.
SOMETHIN’ TO MAKE YOU SMELL LIKE SUMMA TIME:
This I Smell Good in HONEY Perfume Oil by I Smell Good on Etsy (find it: here) is one of many scents I wanna try on for size. “Warm dark honey drips from thick honeycombs”….does that sound kinda naughty or am I just all fired up still from last Wednesday’s post? Either way, I wanna try it out…
Naked (or fully clothed).
Happy Friday!
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