Really…if I could order 800 pounds of the gourmet granola sold by this super-cutie online shop, I would. Oh yes… I would. Then, I would lay around in my PJ’s for like, 10 days or so and live life in a granola-eating frenzy. I probably wouldn’t even shower. Just, eat. And, eat. And maybe hug or even make small talk with the adorable lil’ jars these fancy granolas come in. It would be both disgusting, strange, and fantastic at the same time…and that, my friends, sounds like perfection.
Homies and fellow granolies, introducing “the last granola you’ll ever buy” :
If yer lookin’ to get your hands on some healthy (and organic) granola, check out The Healthy Nut Gourmet Granola. There goods are gourmet, vegan, organic, automatic, systematic, hydromatic, ultramatic..you know..greased lightning baby. Well, maybe that last part was made up. But, the rest is true – gourmet, vegan, organic. Made with unsaturated fats and unrefined sugars. And, their packaging is fab. Here’s a sneaky peak of what they are offerin’:
Includes: Oats, Almonds, Dried Cranberriers, Turbinado, Coconut, Orange Juice, Olive Oil, Pure Agave Nectar, Pure Orange Oil
I don’t even know what a “Turbinado” is, but sign me up for 4,000 jars, please.
Includes: Oats, Pecans, Walnuts, Coconut, Bananas, Apple Juice, Olive Oil, Pure Cane Brown Sugar, Maple Syrup, Vanilla, Banana Chips, Spices.
You may not know this about me, but I just sold my unborn child for 13 bags of this banana sweetness. True story…well, maybe not. But, it could be.
Can’t decide which one ya wanna try? How about this delish and totally adorbs Gourmet Granola Gift Jar Set for $35 bucks (includes 4, 1 quart jars; one each of the following flava-flaves: Oatmeal Cookie, Banana Nut Bread, Cranberry Orange & Gingersnap Cookie). Find it: here and here.
My world is complete now. Happy Wednesday (that is the DUMBEST word to spell, P.S.)