OMG, THIS POST IS THE NAUGHTIEST {Thank you Boink Box!}

[ 4 ] May 21, 2013 |

Boink Boutique, HELLO!!!!

Ladies (and gents)?  It’s time to get a lil’ bit naughty. If you are on the conservative side (or under the age of 18), please skip this post and head directly to my INSANELY HUGE DIRECTORY OF SUBSCRIPTION BOXES!

Otherwise, remove that halo and those angel wings and prepare for a subscription box that wants you to have a blast…you know, between the sheets.

Boink Boutique

I have to tell you that I was SUPER excited when the folks over at the Boink Boutique reached out to me.  These days, there really is a subscription box for anything, and this baby is NO exception to that rule.  Let’s face it – life has a way of being a total buzz kill when it comes to doin’ the horizontal love shuffle.

You know what really rocks my world?  A good old-fashioned conversation about the mortgage or discussing who’s turn it is to change the kitty litter (Cue, 1970′s porn music)…um, no.  Not so much. THANKFULLY, there is a kick-ass, sex-in-a-box subscription to make sure you and your love popsicle don’t “go stale in the sack” as they so eloquently put it.

Here’s everything you need to know about this unique subscription box.  Pics of what I received in my package are below…Click if you dare! Oh, and there is also a link to their online giveaway, which gives you the chance to win $250 to spend at the Boink Boutique. Hold on to your butt-cheeks!

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THE SCOOP:

Boink Boxes mission is to help people have a happier, healthier, sexier, and more inspiring love life.  Every month, Boink Box will help you find new ways to enjoy each other (in bed).

WHAT’S IN THE BOX:

  • You get a box of high quality adult products (approx. 3-5 items) for you and your significant other, delivered to your door.  Plus, you get a 25% off coupon to use towards your next purchase on their online boutique!

WHAT’S IT GONNA COST:

  • Monthly Make Out Box for $ 25 bucks a month (including shipping):  Includes lube and other small sexy items
  • $50 Monthly Box (includes shipping):  Includes lube, toys & fun stuff to explore
  • $85 Quarterly Luxury  Box (includes shipping):  Get a luxury toy, lubes and more surprises every 3 months

THE BONUS: 

 It’s TOP SECRET!  Everything comes in a discreet box.

EVEN BETTER?  Take 20% off your Boink Box order using the code 5STYLEHIGH20 at checkout.  Boom-chicka-yeah!

STALK EM:  

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I was lucky enough to receive a free sample of the Quarterly Luxury Box.  And, let me tell you sexy sally, that baby was JAM PACKED with sensual play-thangs.  Below are some pics of the products I received (the uncensored ones).

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Kissable Body Drizzle / Love Liquid / Tingling Lubricant

Boink Boutique 2

Cannalube / Blindfold

Click here to access the triple-X gallery so you can get a better view of the  rest of the sex-a-licious products I received.  And, don’t forget to enter the Sweepstakes hosted on the Boink Boutique home page (click the image below to enter!)

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Having heart palpitations yet?  Yeah, me too.  Cue 1970′s porn music (for real this time)! Hope you have a very happy Tuesday my little lovebirds!

Financial compensation was not received for this post.  A sample product was gifted from Boink Box. The opinions provided in this post are solely our own.  For questions or concerns about these products, please contact the product provider directly.   See additional disclaimers.

 

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  1. Sylvia Smith says:

    OK, lets just say…. I will never, EVER order this box again ! I had to beg to get a correspondence back regarding whether or not I was actually signed up for the subscription. It took so long, I thought I had been scammed out of my credit card number and was about to report it as fraud when I finally got a response back from “Chris ?”. There was no confirmation after telling me I was signed up to receive a Boink Big Box. I receive several different types of subscription boxes, bluum,sample society, glossy box, …… and I will say this has been the first time I have feared giving my credit card info. out. I got my box and like I said, I will never EVER give this group another order. Good Luck with this one.

    • Jenny says:

      Oh no!!!! Sylvia, that sounds horrible….I certainly didn’t have any bad experiences with them, but also did not go through the ordering process directly. I do have a direct contact that I have been speaking with and she is wonderful! If you would like me to put you and her in touch directly, please private message me your email address (5stylehigh at g mail dot com). I would be happy to help you two connect.

  2. Bailey says:

    I too will NEVER EVER order this box or support it. Previously a lover of luvmybox I was transfered over to BoinkBox with a merger. I finally recieved my May box this past week and it was the shittest thing ever. It had no class to it, and was nothing like the quality products that luvmybox had sent me previously. This box made me feel trashy and unsophisticated.

    I’ve failed to be able to communicate with the company in any other form other than facebook, and they have done nothing to ease my worries. They have the worst customer service ever.

    I’m glad you had such a great experience, but doesn’t look like it’s the same for others. Doesn’t help that as a Canadian, they gave me a coupon only valid for their American residents. Biggest waste of $100 subscription ever. Wish I could get a refund.

    • Jenny says:

      Ugh! Baily, that sucks! I can’t really speak to the customer experience as I received a box to review and everything worked out very nicely. I’m not an official subscriber. But, it sounds like you are not the only one not feeling awesome about this box. As I mentioned to Sylvia, I’d be happy to try to connect you to my contact there (not sure if it helps) but she was great to work with…Email me if you’d like me to (try) to put the two of you in touch ;) 5stylehigh at gmail dot com.

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