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[ 0 ] March 14, 2012 |

My man took me on a hot date last night to the Boston Opera House to see Les Mis.  Apparently, it’s not pronounced lays miz-er-ob-lays, by the way.  Who knew?

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Anyway, I learned some very important lessons last night while watching this fab musical opera thingy and I thought you might like to know.  One of them was that if a character pretends to flap his fake manpart around, my husband will laugh…out loud…loudly..solo laughing.  Here’s the rest:

Number 1.   Climbing over something in lieu of walking around it, makes you look way tougher than you really are.  The layman’s lesson: Climb over the couch instead of around it if you really wanna knock em’ dead.

Number 2.   Singing everything you mean makes you awesomer.  The layman’s lesson Vow to only order your food while singing opera-style whenever at a restaurant for which your meal costs more than you make in a week.

Number 3.  If you quit your factory job to become a whore, you will probably get a disease and die. The layman’s lesson:  Don’t be a whore.

Number 4.  Fake humping on a stage looks a lot like real life humping. The layman’s lesson:  If you want to make your mate jealous, just dry hump something…anything.  It will apparently look super real.

Number 5.  If a street gang tries to ambush you, you should probably just hide out in a castle or something. The layman’s lesson:  I have no clue what to say for this one.

Stay tuned for another great giveaway announcement coming tonight!  I promise to never give lessons like this again, but I’m not going to pinky promise or anything, soooo you probably shouldn’t get your hopes up.

(photo via wikipedia


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